每次被你骂
说我没进步
在这样下去
何时才能自己驾？
Haiz...
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
这个月应该会很吃力。
才一个礼拜就快累垮了。
腰痛又严重了
在这样下去哪里会好呀。。
现在连膝盖也疼了
真糟糕。
还年轻，可是身体却像老人一样
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还有七天..
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周末愉快!.
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
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New-born baby
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sittingon a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says,"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.I know you' re about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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A helping hand
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
才一个礼拜就快累垮了。
腰痛又严重了
在这样下去哪里会好呀。。
现在连膝盖也疼了
真糟糕。
还年轻，可是身体却像老人一样
---------------------------------------
还有七天..
---------------
周末愉快!.
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
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New-born baby
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sittingon a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says,"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.I know you' re about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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A helping hand
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
在一个网站读到的一些笑话, 觉得挺好笑的
所以打算放在这，娱乐大家。
请慢享用。=)
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Asylum fence
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over.
Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.
His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside. He moves into position and peeks into the hole.
As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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The Little Girl and A Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
所以打算放在这，娱乐大家。
请慢享用。=)
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Asylum fence
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over.
Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.
His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside. He moves into position and peeks into the hole.
As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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The Little Girl and A Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
今天是在PRC的最后一天
有点舍不得..
我很喜欢在那里工作
喜欢那里的办公室,
喜欢我们的小角落头
无论是环境，上司，工人还是伙伴，统统都好..=)
我会很想念PRC的...
对了..PRC有几棵 Eugenia uniflora
我超爱吃它的果.
越红越甜
但我比较喜欢带有一点橙色
因为酸酸的.=)
超多果的=)=)
Eugenia uniflora 红果仔
Common name: Surinam Cherry
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下个礼拜就要到NOG报道了
半个实习就这样过了
好快喔..
就只剩下多三个月了
有点舍不得..
我很喜欢在那里工作
喜欢那里的办公室,
喜欢我们的小角落头
无论是环境，上司，工人还是伙伴，统统都好..=)
我会很想念PRC的...
对了..PRC有几棵 Eugenia uniflora
我超爱吃它的果.
越红越甜
但我比较喜欢带有一点橙色
因为酸酸的.=)
超多果的=)=)
Eugenia uniflora 红果仔
Common name: Surinam Cherry
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下个礼拜就要到NOG报道了
半个实习就这样过了
好快喔..
就只剩下多三个月了
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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