年尾到了
气候慢慢开始有了转变
小雨季节的来临
使大家都纷纷病倒

所以，
大家请记得照顾好身子
多喝点水，吃多点水果
把身体呈现在最好的状态。

出门前记得收衣
出门请记得带伞

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Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.
So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!'
'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.'
Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!
'So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng.
'Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
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A very drunken man staggered through a cemetery one night, looking for a shortcut to his home but he fell into an open grave that had been prepared for a burial the next day.
As chance would have it, another drunk came wandering through the cemetery and heard the man down in the grave called out,
"Hey, up there, help me, I'm freezing!" The good-hearted drunkard still above ground called back, "No wonder you're cold."
And he picked up a shovel and filled up the grave."